For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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