Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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