oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the day after is always just damage control
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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