Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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