Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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