I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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