fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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