My balls are so social today.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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