Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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