I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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