Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Panties = found
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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