swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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