There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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