Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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