One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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