I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
why is half of my head shaved?
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