pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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