Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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