So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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