so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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