he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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