So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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