dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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