The maid of honor just puked.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
