He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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