# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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