She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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