1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
and you fell through a lawn chair
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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