Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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