Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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