People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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