u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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