i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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