so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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