Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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