He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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