I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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