their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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