If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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