Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
