i don't plan on having that self control this summer
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I need water and some morals
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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