YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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