Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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