let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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