i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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