I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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