Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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