Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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