did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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