So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
