dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
