i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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