If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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