I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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