Pants 0. Shit 1.
I don't think brook has ever known best
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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