if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
